ok, so the bbc had achieved her goal of the most awkward makeout possible, but that bitch had nothing on our next contestant on “any price is right for this slut”. the champion of them all was next. the biggest ho we know. aka, tbhwk. one may wonder how one gains this title. its pretty simple. just be the biggest ho possible, and eventually, you will become the biggest ho known to your group of bitches. there are a bunch of jokes made about tbhwk. a good pickup line for her, “hey bitch, wanna go upstairs? i got a $100 bill tattooed on my cock and i hear you like to blow money”, or “bitch, put this dick in your ear and fuck what you heard”.  any hole crevice, or fold on her slutty bod, she’s done it. you know those freaky porns where guys are banging a girls armpit? been there, done the back of the knee as well. got a small wanker? she’ll let you put it in her nose. this night, tbhwk turned in one for the ages.

continuing with the bbc’s quest for ugly ivy leaguers, tbhwk outdid herself this night. one thing needs to be mentioned about this bitch; she was super ashamed of her heritage. she would talk about wanting to find a nice medically inclined guy from her culture to settle down and have babies with. but every dick she has attacked has been foreign. she was one of those people that is ashamed of her skin. like bitch wakes up in the morning, looks at herself in the mirror, and curses her parents for not being born in america, followed by an apathetic “f my life”. back to this night. so, tbhwk is on the prowl for any non-indo ugly ass ivy leaguers she can find so she can swap stds with them. lucky for her, there were like 3 of them that fit her profile there that night. so i’m chilling and i see her approach one of them, who is affectionately called the monkey. she does her thing, which involves her flashing a tit, giggling like a school girl, and throwing a leg around her victim like a praying mantis would do. the monkey can not resist. saliva is swapped, and chlamydia has found a new host in the monkey (tbhwk is a repository for stds; she would put the cdc to shame). as soon as she had spread her disease and had achieved her duty towards the group bet, she left the monkey. but alas, this was not the end of tbhwk.

within minutes of leaving the monkey with the need to get antibiotics, tbhwk had located the next stop along the hiv highway, a man affectionately called the jew. the jew was a star amongst our crowds, mostly because he was a jew, and there no south asian jews. the jew was no south asiatic, he was a full blown white-o. a white jew. perfect for tbhwk. with the monkeys face still wet and sticky from tbhwk’s infectious saliva, she legit jumped onto the jew and attacked him with her mouth. i half expected her to impale the jew with her tongue like the hot constantly naked alien in species. except tbhwk was no hot constantly naked alien in species. she was more like a constantly naked whore. only seconds later, tbhwk had gotten what she needed out of the jew (a pearl necklace), and left syphilis as a thank you gift for the jew. she picked herself up and left the jew on the floor wondering what had gone on. the monkey looked on in shock. and awe. like baghdad. but she was not done yet. her eyes had wandered.

wanting to round out her “sex around the world in 5 minutes tour” that evening, tbhwk had located her next target. the not really mulatto, friends of the monkey and the jew, had just witnessed the terror that tbhwk had just caused. hoping to escape her spray of gonorrhea laced ejaculate, the not really mulatto turned to run away. unluckily for him, it was not to be, as he tripped over the jew. tbhwk leaped into the air and sexually assaulted him. poor guy, i thought, as i watched silently, having experienced this sort of behavior from tbhwk the previous weekend. and the weekend before that. in fact, every weekend as long as i had know tbhwk, she had pulled this shit. it was getting kind of repetitive. but hey, we don’t call her the biggest ho we know for no reason. having just passed the clap onto the not really mulatto, tbhwk pulled her panties back up and sat down on the barstool next to me. i looked around the room. all the horny male immigrants had massive wood and were very much expecting tbhwk to remedy that situation for them. looking back at me, realizing what she had to do now, she reflected on the monkey. and the jew. and the not really mulatto. unleashing a stupid giggle, she took a shot, slammed the shot glass down on the bar, and looked me dead in the eyes. i could feel a burn in my urethra. before proceeding to suck off each of these immigrants, she said to me, “well, that was a bad decision”.